Breakfast with Jean. Unfortunately, she didn't eat because she talks too damn much!
Interview by: Jason Gloss
PhilaFlava: Favorite 80's Movie?
JeanGrae: Ferris Buellers Day Off /Tron...Can't decide.
JeanGrae: If I had to.. argh Ferris.
PhilaFlava: You just have a crush on Jennifer Grey
PhilaFlava: Were you a fan of Dirty Dancing?
JeanGrae: Oh of course..no one puts Baby in a corner.
PhilaFlava: Knots Landing or Dallas?
PhilaFlava: Star Wars or Lord of The Rings?
JeanGrae: Are you serious? Thats not even right.
JeanGrae: Star fucking wars.
PhilaFlava: DAMN RIGHT!
JeanGrae: You dont understand, 9th called me at 8 in the morning.
JeanGrae: I was like "what the fuck?"
JeanGrae: He said "its important"
JeanGrae: You dont know what the choice for 2 best Star Wars movies would be?
JeanGrae: Jedi or Empire.
PhilaFlava: Empire easily.
JeanGrae: Reason why I'm single #49879874687.
JeanGrae: Empire is by far the best Star Wars film.
JeanGrae: Yeah.. so I said Jedi...
JeanGrae: In my defense i had just woken up.
JeanGrae: Ewoks = jump the shark.
JeanGrae: I called him back 4 minutes later...I was like wait wow.. that was fucking wrong.
PhilaFlava: I probably would have just ended our friendship then and there.
JeanGrae: Then I thought... you called me!
JeanGrae: Then I asked how many girls he had called. He said none.... just you!
JeanGrae: Then I knew I was alone.. in the world
JeanGrae: You might as well start going to Star Trek conventions since you have no right to be associated with Star War fans.
JeanGrae: Its also funny when the person youre waking up with hears this conversation.
JeanGrae: He caught me off guard. Who expects that fucking phone call ??
PhilaFlava: OK, back to our interview...
PhilaFlava: Bigger bitch - Lohan or Hilton?
JeanGrae: (thinking) I kinda like Paris. I think shes funny and not at all stupid. I think shes smart at knowing how to play the game. Lohan, not so smart. Also, she needs a sandwich.
JeanGrae: But you didnt say dumber.. you said bigger bitch.
JeanGrae: As Lohan doesnt have the power to be that bitchy.. Paris.. in a good way
PhilaFlava: Who's more likely the father of TomKat's kid? Shawn Kemp or Chris Klein?
JeanGrae: L Ron Hubbard
PhilaFlava: Speaking of homosexuals, how many gay rappers are there these days?
JeanGrae: Oh wow
JeanGrae: Isnt everyone gay?
JeanGrae: Or nearly
JeanGrae: I like that everyone thinks Im gay. Thats fun!
JeanGrae: A had a girl have a long conversation with me backstage ... then she got to the 'thanks for representing us .."
JeanGrae: Ii was like 'you think im gay'?
PhilaFlava: Did you tell her you are not Queen Pen?
JeanGrae: She said "youre not gay?"
JeanGrae: I said "what made you think that????"
JeanGrae: She said something I said in my liner notes sounded like Ii was talking about a girl.
JeanGrae: I said "oh nooooo.. hes not a girl.. hes just a bitch.. sweetie I'm not gay.. I'm a pimp"
JeanGrae: I felt really bad though
JeanGrae: She went through this whole speech about her and her girlfriend totally supporting me had me call her girl to say whats up.
PhilaFlava: Then you told you about your crush on Jennifer Grey.
JeanGrae: Yeah then that....... didnt happen.
PhilaFlava: Favorite hip-hop album of 06?
JeanGrae: What this year???
JeanGrae: We had rap albums?
JeanGrae: Game Theory.
JeanGrae: Food and Liquor, Kingdom Come, Blue Carpet & whatever Game's album is called.
PhilaFlava: Kindom Come was a let down.
JeanGrae: Dude (sigh).
JeanGrae: Well I personally love it. Save 3 songs that I hate.. ok 2.
PhilaFlava: That song with Usher is fantastic (sarcasm).
JeanGrae: I just think that older people tend to like it.
JeanGrae: Its a strip club anthem though and I respect it for what it is.
JeanGrae: Beach Chair and Hollywood are pieces of crap.
JeanGrae: Well ok thats harsh but I do not like them.
JeanGrae: The rest of it... I enjoy
JeanGrae: Whatever.. I deleted it from my itunes so it never plays.
PhilaFlava: Best song is title track.
PhilaFlava: Lost Ones?
JeanGrae: I havent heard him do something like Lost Ones since Regrets.
PhilaFlava: I dont dig his flow on this jawn.
PhilaFlava: Yeah The Black ALbum was better in my opinion.
JeanGrae: The she me us bit...
JeanGrae: She me we I mean...well fucking done.
PhilaFlava: I realize his lyrics are structured. I appreciate them, but the overall music could have had a better execution I think.
JeanGrae: Difficult to play with a couple of words like that and keep it non repetitive and not sounding like Cam.
JeanGrae: It was simple and it gave him room.
JeanGrae: He hasnt done a lot of shit with room on it since Dear Summer.
PhilaFlava: Nintendo Wii or Playstation 3?
JeanGrae: Fuck Nintendo in the ear and also for that stupid ass fucking name.
PhilaFlava: Why the anger?
JeanGrae: I hate that name like I hate Elmo
JeanGrae: Get the fuck outta here.
JeanGrae: Unless its old Nintendo I dont fuck with it.
JeanGrae: Dude I have a game room.
PhilaFlava: Zelda fan?
JeanGrae: Really.. not a Nintendo fan. Sorry!
PhilaFlava: More annoying Gail King or Star Jones?
JeanGrae: Star "bobble head" Jones
PhilaFlava: Don't her googly eyes scare you?
JeanGrae: Some people dont need to be small.
PhilaFlava: Nip/Tuck or Grey's Anatomy?
PhilaFlava: Nerd you're too busy watching those cartoons.
JeanGrae: (Laughs) YUUUUUUUUUUP!
PhilaFlava: Who has a better shot at a comeback Michael Richards or Britney Spears?
JeanGrae: Hahahaha. I like Britney.
JeanGrae: We all get involved with dudes who are no good for us....just glad she woke the fuck up!
PhilaFlava: Will you no longer watch Seinfeld cuz of Richards?
JeanGrae: NO! Seinfeld was a great show.
JeanGrae: Larry David is a fucking genius.. thats stupid.
PhilaFlava: Larry David is gawd.
JeanGrae: He's my hero.
PhilaFlava: Do you watch The Office?
PhilaFlava: Not the UK version, though that was G.O.A.T.
JeanGrae: Oh the UK version is great but I know every episode of the U.S. Office line for line almost.
JeanGrae: And if you like the UK Office you should like Extras.
PhilaFlava: I tried to watch Extras but didn't get into it. David Brent didn't make office, it was Gareth Keenan.
JeanGrae: Extras is whats up..
PhilaFlava: And I want Lucky Louie back!
JeanGrae: omg -: You dont know? I've been a Louis C.K. fan forever.
JeanGrae: That is the greatest show.
PhilaFlava: Show was great.
JeanGrae: As soon as I saw it I said " this is gonna get cancelled..its too good."
JeanGrae: The episode where his daughter did the dance to the Khia shit in the beginning.....
JeanGrae: I ran out of the room.
PhilaFlava: Show had the biggest balls.
JeanGrae: Are you ready for the show???? And so it begins....
JeanGrae: All you ladies pop your pussies like this...
JeanGrae: Fucking great!!!!!!!!!1
JeanGrae: And the Comeback that shit was great too.
JeanGrae: If you dont get cancelled your show sucks.
PhilaFlava: Okay this concludes our interview.
For more info on Jean Grae please visit these websites.
http://www.philaflava.com/blog/plugthree.html (Jean's rarely updated Blog)