It's time we settled this.

Who's got beef? Who wants to test it?

Moses and the jew crew can step.

To my team I'm recruiting Smithee. Who else thinks they can see me?

mannn no non serious rappers in teh bay can fuck w/ us cept maybe behemoth if he even countz....

If you want to count the Bay of Bengal, I will blow both you dudes to smithereens.

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HARRY GILES HARRY GILES HARRY GILES

Aite poppa. you wanna be on Moe's team?

Who wants to battle?
Tittle tattle your bones get rattled
Hop in the saddle, fiddlesticks
my eurythmics will bend bricks
wondrous, fun with dids
is a blunder kids - ayo
yoyo tricks, helicopter penmenship
caligraphy when i zig mcs
zag with ease, cheesy stacks
buns is breaded when u get deaded
shredded, fitted, sick widit, what TIME IS IT

Pyrotechnics would shoot out my mic at this point. The DJ would start cutting up "time is it" from some old record and make it sound dope.

:lurk:

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im wit it cowy, but i aint spittin big words
talk that rele shit, dont need props from nerds
yall herbs can get it, my flow is heaven sent
got a hunid on the SATs, thats not percent
ridin big body benzes and ol skool porches
i write my rhymes wit a sharpie and cowy's forehead
smokin ports on porches, stoop kid at ya doorstep
a half assed rap from me'll get the whores wet
i fuck a bitch right, only if she pays me
otherwise i bust quick and go to sleep cuz im lazy
fa tha battle im warmin up, the flows preheatin
i stick it in and let it chill, i go harder than dids breathin

Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waiting
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Moe and Big
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Moe be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilage
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since 0-1
I am the truest, name a rapper that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Judas
With Youtube Video fame, kept my name in his music
Check it

Moe, were you trying not to rhyme?

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da lil homie stoop takin Ignant Rap to the next level

you should just quit yo, that performance was dizmo
when u try to rap u'z a beech like pizmo
all i do is win, get money when i flip those
battle me and ur guaranteed heat like quiznos
waitin fa my album to leak leak leak like chris, so
i keep it to myself, no youtube shit shows
you bitchmade, trickin, im bitch paid, pimpin
got ya jew girl wetter than six lakes, drippin
im tha troof in tha bay, killa tay cosigns it
my name holds weight like tha 05 dids
check it

poppabitch dont want nunathis im rockin tricks
i get a lotta paypa cuz i flip a lotta bricks
if ya married, get a lawyer, cuz ya bitch jocks my dick
cryin's what u did when jack closed his eyes in lost i bet
im the cause a death fa these fiends like brittany murphys mom
step to me in a battle n experience murphy's law
typin flows on the p? to me, its not serious
my flow is nasty like gabbly with malpractice
bitch i post, fuck all that less is more
cept for employee, King attentionwhore
you'd prolly out post him if u didnt switch ya name up
nba puns is played, step ya game up

Last two post's

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stoop kid dont want none
(none of what, cowy?)
aww shit, you know what im talkin about
(what man? tell these fools...)

Here it is, first to bat
nutsack, gun clap, nigga smack
politically incorrect, dont hurt me
too many slurpees, gettin burpy
white t, nicely, folded in my dresser
cant test ya, like a PROFESSOR,
examine the famine like pat buCANNON
(gunshot samples, cannon noises and shit)




/thread

lol cowy. i cant even step to that

*GANGSTA GRILLZ U BASTADZ*

*waitin fa popabitch*

watcher 2 beat:

people sayin
"you don't need to battle this stoop kid
why stoop to his level, you're not really that stupid"
because i'm ruthless, what i do to this punk is so putrid
that everyone that enter's this thread'll be puking
like vertigo from my view can be influencin this nuisance
proving that i don't just beat MCs, I deuce em
straight up reducing you punks to ash from my bombing
and smoke em in a blunt after i'm done with the embalming
trust, you ain't stopping or knocking my clowning
when i'm dropping knowledge like tossing stephen hawking from mountains
whatever i say's astounding, and this head's crying
cause i've been scouting his mom like dez bryant's

Damn son!
I will agree that Stoop won against White Tay Zonday From The Bay,
but that Poppabitch flow was hairier than Macy Gray.
If I start spittin you might fall off like a toupee.
Or you just might get blasted in your drop top like J.f.k.
My magic bullets will have you watching the action replay.
All the way back to the San Fransisco Bay.
I will be the President, wait for the inauguration day.
It will be my own little Texas Independence Day.
All you motherfuckers ain't gonna have shit to say.
When the rap game evolves like Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine De Monet .

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my flow is nu nu, like a reeses mcflurry
i diss em 1 by 1, I aint even in a hurry
mikey needs some help, a dictionary for the mission
that flow scheme redundant and hairy like intuition
im wet and smoke weed call me michael felps
i be up in mad trees like the keebler elves
bitch i go, twinny fo minus 6
all the phila rappers be jealous how i rhyme it, smiff
where you at homie they cant touch it im too cold
im in the lead throwin up my arms like hussain bolt
you lames get smoked in the swisha that im twistin
so much cash in my hand im gettin calouses and blistas

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Do it in an Osama bin Laden voice though.

HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP!! *SIRENS*

You muhfuckas shoulda known I'm fryin the beef
You tryin to make a comeback like Ryan Leaf?
Who you kiddin chief, you hittin too much cheeb
And yo girl is pullin me in just TOO much cheese
Nigga please, yo stats only know how to decrease
Fuckin ya girl proper, plus ya niece on her knees
It figures, all that bullshit u kick is corny
That's why ya girl left u for me cuz pussy don't get her horny
End of story, might as well take this shit to Maury
While me n ya girl lamp at my Getty, not Corey

wait wha?

got beef, im a grill then roast ya
having u wish this beef aint real like boca
and im a take it to the top like elevators
hello haters, greetings via penthouse
can i kick, shall i proceed?
if u were in my position
it might make ur nose bleed.
im for real, but im not from neptunes
step 1, im not to step 2
step 3, should be your left shoe
step 4, your not even in my sight
i punch with straight lefts
you fight for gay rights
i told you i was for realz bitchez
my life should be filmed in 4 reelz, bitches
just like rambo
dressed in camo
nukes attached to a camel
me on the hump, blowing shit up!
im like a retired MJ
cuz i playin mang
im in the express lane
tryna express game
please stay in yo lane cuz u aint interesting
in other words...ur shit dont interest me!

it aint even a battle when im involved identify the body and that is all who want it wit grade huh yall garbage nobody got it better like im jim harbaugh rep the bay 408 cali for ni AYYYYYE i give a fuck bout what haters say if a hoe fuckin wit me u know she paid

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altho girls change... i will always like dimes
I'm RUTHLESS ho.

this is no ether, just a grip of kids with shit lyriks, ms paint and bad photoshops in their sigs
and this goes back 2 years, and i know all this, took me a few seconds to scroll thru it
empty v generation, wanting dubbed out cars yall never afford, paid with advance money those cats will never record
i spit complex a head known to entertain
the old carrying the new like asians on the n train

lol...dudes were slow


i used one of the most famous battle verses in history...in a thread that has it's song title

you think i would actually battle somebody on the internet at 28 yrs old?