Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Starting 2006 off with a bang...

One of the most overlooked crews in hip hop has to be the Brooklyn Academy team hailing from where else but the BK. One of the producers that they worked with was a man known as Will Tell. Will Tell put out at least four compilations to my knowledge and I owned the first two, which are sick to death.

On each of the first two records was a song by Rah da Raw Deal. From what I understand, Rah da Raw Deal had some sort of loose affiliation with the Wu Tang Clan. I know of only two songs that Rah put out, on the Will Tell compilations, and one freestyle from the radio (which I never heard but will trade anything to get a hold of).

For those that don't know, Rah is one of the dopest MCs I've heard. Unfortunatley I lost my copy of his song from the first Will Tell joint, but I've provided for the rest of you an mp3 of his joint from the second compilation. Over three different beats Rah rhymes about what is troubling his community- undercover cops who care more about lining their own pockets than protecting the community, buying daily rations of fresh air and oxygen by the year 2010, and how people in general are still slaves regardless of race.

The production by Will Tell is super dope as well. As for what these guys are doing today, I couldn't tell you. If anyone has more Rah da Raw Deal tracks please contact me via email!

http://rapidshare.de/files/10042146/10_Rah_da_Raw_Deal-_Will_Tell_Two_Jo.m4a.html

Petah Rhoy- "Dangerous" and "Knockin' Down the Door"

I don't know much about this guy other than the fact that this song is battle-orieted and hits hard. There is another MC on the track, whose name I do not know, but he is just as dope.

The lyrics are sharp, peep Petah's verse:

Ayo I'm dangerous, like giving a Parkinson's patient a razor to shave his face up/
Licked it and blazed up, to findin' it out that is was laced... what?!?!?!/
And you just finished your rave blunt, got you in the bathroom with water splashin' your face up/
I'm dangerous like climbin' behind/ you and doin' a hundred and five/
in a stolen cop car, flippin the sirens...

Fuck it, I won't even try... he flips it so fast and relies on assonance to rhyme the vowel sounds in the words... it's just too ill. Forget it, I couldn't type it if I tried.

http://rapidshare.de/files/10042320/petahroy_imdangerous.mp3.html

Voice like Diabolic, a flow we wish Eminem would go back to using... I highly recomend this. Also, his joint "Knockin' Down the Door" should not be slept on. The beat is nice, an up-tempo track propelled by it frantic bass strings that is not unlike something we'd have heard Black Sheep rock in the early 90's. Needless to say Petah Roy comes with some nice lyrics and his man Fraze is formible as well. Oh, and if you ain't heard they are coming straight out of... Arizona?!?!?! Yeah, true story.

http://rapidshare.de/files/10042449/petahroy_knockindownthadoor.mp3.html

Sam Sneed- Untitled Track (Perhaps "Caught Up In The Zone?") ft. ??? (Dr. Dre Production?)

Most people only remember his contribution to the Murder Was the Case soundtrack and I can't blame them because he didn't release anything else commercially.

For those who don't know, Sam Sneed is from Pittsburgh and was signed to Death Row Records in 1995. He was an east coast artist on a label that waged war with his home and I think that for whatever reason that may be why he never got a chance to get his material released by the label. I know that he came down with brain cancer in 1999, and I think it is a good sign that I never heard of him dying.

I don't know the guest on this track, but this distinctly West Coast beat has elements of NY hip hop in it: drug tales of the Raekwon calliber and a vocal sample hook featuring none other than Nas.

I've had three unreleased Sam Sneed tracks for about five years now, maybe more. This is the dopest one out of the lot and I can only imagine the kind of reaction this would have gotten in 1995 because it was such a good harmonization of the East's sound and the West's sound.

I don't want too many motherfuckers getting this so it gets a YSI link:

http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Y9MKAM5VJWVP0GLONZTAJ804S

Masta Ace- Sittin' On Chrome Video (XXX Version)

This was the most popular video on Video Music Box when this came out. No wonder as to why, right?

Peace to the motherfucker in the crowd with the "King Tee" shirt on.

http://s52.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0JDL9Q04NJ70I1QYMN6652MBOH

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Highlights of 2005

If you've had your ear to the ground in 2005 you'd know what a dope year for hip hop it has been. So much dope shit came out and so much dope shit was unearthed from years past that made this year eventfull. Today I am going to recount some of the best releases and best finds of 2005. In no particular order I've listed ten of my favorite happenings, releases, and discoveries in hip hop to go down in 2005.

1.) Percee P ft. Rhyma and T La Rock- No Time For Jokes

Back in 1998 when I first heard this song I absolutly shit my pants. The beat on this joint is rediculous. Percee P comes through with a vicious verse and so does Rhyma. T La Rock is "Eh" but to finally get a full version of the song after so many years so searching is dope. Maaaad shouts to the heads at Vinyl Addicts for posting up this gem for us in 2005.

For your listening pleasure:

http://rapidshare.de/files/9970887/Percee_P-_No_Time_For_Jokes.wma.html

2.) The Money Boss Players EP

People have been talking about this for years. You know something is sought after when the people who were rumored to have this joint were propelled into semi-celebrity for owning a record. Well, in 2005 it finally was bootlegged on a large scale. For your listening pleasure:

http://rapidshare.de/files/4118134/MBP-GCD.rar.html

3.) The Arkeologists

Unless you are from Toronto you might not know who these guys are, and to be quite honest with you I don't know much about them myself other than thier work with Chuggo.

I won't front, the MCs that the Arkeologists work with won't suit everyone's tastes but there are a lot of people who like their stuff. You can't front on their production though. For your listening pleasure I present:

Chuggo- Money
http://rapidshare.de/files/9941885/Chuggo_-_Money.mp3.html

I first heard of these guy back in 2000 when the Tribesmen were The Divine Tribesmen and they had this siiiiiick joint called "The Walk of the Blind." They've been putting out non-stop bangers ever since.

I chose this Chuggo song because it makes me laugh and the production is flawless. I'm sure you will all enjoy this as well. Don't take Chuggo too seriously, I mean... he's a great MC but if you are into sappy emo/Atmosphere or thinking man's rap this isn't for you as far as the lyrics go... this is just straight up ignorance and I love it.

4.) The Return of the Natural Elements

Yeah, it's true. They put out a new 12' in March of 2005. Did you know that? By the way, it's fucking dope... go cop that shit. A Butta and L Swift also dropped dope freestyles on the TD3 compilation as well. Check them out here:

http://rapidshare.de/files/9986640/32-swigga_lswift-freestyle-djd.mp3.html

5.) Joe Buddens

Yeah, he came back something feirce in 2005. If you haven't heard "Dum Out" then you need to get out from underneath whatever rock you're living under. I can't stress how dope "Three Stories" is any more either, great songwriting. Joey also came through with the Roc and added a super-dope verse to their freestyle over the "Triumph" beat. I've uploaded all three for you:

http://rapidshare.de/files/9986859/JoeBuddens.rar.html

6.) Billy Jean 2005

Listen to it for yourself. Best rendition of an 80's classic and you know Micheal gets shreaded. Fans of Dip Set should like this a lot.

http://rapidshare.de/files/9986391/12_Billie_Jean_2005_Featuring_Michea.m4a.html

7.) Killah Sin was released from jail.

Hopefully we get a solo from the Wu's best-kept secret.

Does anyone, for that matter, remember when Killarmy was dope? Don't get me wrong, all of their albums are solid but they decrease in quality because Killah Sin is on fewer and fewer tracks and their former second-best MC, Dom Pachino, has dumbed down his rhymes considerably.

As a treat to those who haven't heard this, Killarmy did a track with some group in Detroit in 1999. I just got ahold of it this year and it's one of my favorite tunes, I've played it a lot this year.

Enjoy,

http://rapidshare.de/files/9987084/08_Killarmy_and_a_group_from_Detroit.m4a.html

8.) Cormega released "The Testament."

It's about seven years too late! How do you think it would have affected hip hop in 1998? I personally feel it could have stopped the bling/Puffy/No Limit movement in it's tracks because Cormega is/was so real (on a street level as well as an inspirational level).

9.) Live shows making their way onto the internet.

This year I picked up live shows in mp3 from Common, Non Phixion, Canibus, and Immortal Technique. Every one of them is super dope. I don't like Common anymore but the recording of his Munich show is very good stuff. I already posted the Canibus show on this blog and I got a lot of emails from people who were telling me that they liked it.

Oh, I got the last Company Flow Concert as well, but I didn't think it was that great. No need for me to put it up here because from what I understand it will be released on CD soon. Fuck those faggots anyway. I'd snuff them but I don't hang around enough nerds to find them.

For your listening pleasure, Non Phixion live in Holland (and you won't find this on the Green DVD or many other places):

http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2FCIOVDOEJFQP0EEA0NED077Q9

10.) Eddie Brock

He dropped one of my favorite 12' singles in 2005. He and L Swift have formed a group that I heard is called the "Northeastern Thundercats." While A Butta is fucking with punk rock this new group should proide us with the NYC fix a lot of us older fans crave.

Be sure to check for my first update of the 2006. I will be uploading at least five bangers for everyone: rare shit, dope shit, and overlooked shit from the mid-90's to the present. The price of oil is going up this winter, when you need that heat come to my fucking blog.

Monday, December 19, 2005

The promo tape...

Before the internet and then the nessesity of the promobot, when music promotion was a bit more low-tech, there was the promo tape. Labels would press up roughly 10,000 tapes at a time and package them with new releases all over the country.

My collection of snippet tapes isn't huge, about 50, but there are certainly some goodies. Most are usual fare, snippets of tracks- sometimes with the courtessy of fading in and out instead of abruptly cutting off. Some tapes had exclusive freestyles and others had samples of tracks that weren't cleared for albums.

Today I'd like to tell you about some of my favorite snippet tapes.

3.) Rawkus' Lyricist Lounge 2 Snippet Tape Hosted by Funk Master Flex.

How can a snippet tape for such and underwhelming album make anyone's top three anything?

Yeah, this snippet tape is that bad. For starters it's entirely too long- twenty minutes- and Funk Flex is talking about all of these rappers like they are his personal freinds.

Oh, did I mention that there was only one "Flex Bomb" on this? As if it deserved that much credit.

The utter hypocrasy makes this peice stand out in my collection as well. When Rawkus first opened up its doors we were led to believe that they were in persuit of uncompromisingly innovative hip hop. This tape embodies everything their original fans hated: possible payola, manufactured attempts at hits, and the needless parading of mainstream acts who stopped giving a shit about indie hip hop a long time ago. Proof that when Rawkus fell she certainly fell hard.

http://rapidshare.de/files/9511512/Lyricist_Loung_II_Snippet_Tape-_Mixed_and_Hosted_by_Funkmaster_Flex.mp3.html

2.) Ghostface Kilah- Breakbeats

I dug this because at the time no one was paying any respect to the old school with the garbage they were putting out. Ghost brought it all back to the roots with this.

There was another blog that put this up as three separate files but my copy was blended together.

http://rapidshare.de/files/9511332/Ghostface-BreakBeatsFull.wma.html

1.) Fatal Hussien- Montage

It was March of 1998 and since late 1997 I had been feinding for a new DJ Honda album. Well, when I went to the store to cop H2 I was given a copy of this snippet tape by Honda's labelmate, Fatal. I knew who Fatal was and liked him a lot, his verse on "Made Niggaz" was sick. I remembered loving his verses on 2pac shit too.

Anyway, I don't know who mixed it, but this tape opens with a dj cutting up some of Fatal's best work and blending it with snippets of his new album. The result was a dope mix that utilizes one of hip-hop's less utilized arts, real mixing.

I have my suspicions that one of two people are responsible for this montage. First, this came with a DJ Honda album and was also released by the same label as Honda's album. Could he have mixed it? Or, Fatal was well known with the DJs in Montclair, NJ, a scene that boasts the likes of Channel Live and Chino Xl as well. I know that were was a team of DJs on some Montclair State mixshow that Fatal was close with, they could have done this as well. It sound's quite college-radio-ish.

http://rapidshare.de/files/9511192/Fatal_Hussien_Promo_Tape_Montage.mp3.html

That's it for now. Enjoy the goods.

-MGP

Friday, December 16, 2005

The art of sex-rap and a rapper you should get to know better...

Most people think of only a few MCs who can adequately rap about punishing a woman's vagina. Kool Kieth's proficiency in the matter is well known. Slick Rick has done it well ("Can I fuck you where you shit). Necro is doing fairly often. I can't forget Nobs, he did a nice job of it on that one track on Typical Hip Hop Shit.

The most overlooked is Thirstin Howl III. A lot of people are not aware of this, and those of you outside of Brooklyn most likely wouldn't have seen it, but Thirstin Howl III was the originator of the current mixtape-album trend that we see today. He was the first to have mild success from it in 1998 with his CD-R release Skillionaire.

Immediately Thirstin was hailed for his humorous lyrics, but it was more often that critics overlooked his command of word play to devalue his album's lack of original production. When he finally started to get his own production (courtesy of PF Cuttin and his own experimentation behind the boards) the whole mixtape scene outgrew him and unfortunately ignored him.

Well, the joke is on those who slept. Thirstin Howl is one of the most consistent when it comes to releasing new material. He has five solo albums, an EP with the Spit Squodd, and EP with the Lo Lifes and LP with them that is just the EP with more songs, and an album with another group called the Alaskan Fishermen. He is all over other albums by Will Tell and his best friend Rack Lo. I haven't even gotten into his DVD hustle and contracts with the History Channel for their documentaries on the notorious Lo Lifes. For whatever reason though, Thirstin remains a parochial staple that has yet to catch on outside of his hometown of Brownsville.

Out of all of Thirstin's releases I only own three: Skillionaire, Serial Skiller, and Skillitary. I did own copies of the Spit Squodd EP and Lo Life's EP but they were casualties to a house fire in 1999. On each of his releases Thirstin reps it hard for Brownsville, but he and his friends always have two or three tracks dedicated to pounding pussy until it looks like road kill.

I'll never forget how hard I laughed when I listened to Skillionaire for the first time. This was some rap shit for real- the lyrics being the product. Thirstin was selling us homespun lyricism about Robin Hood-like tales about getting over on the man who had gotten over on them for so long by any means necessary. Fallen soldiers were celebrated as Gods, forever remembered in revered rhymes from the Lo Life's official scope- Victor De Jesus.

Brazen robbery and heroic gunfights were not the only methods of the Lo Life's debauchery. Like pillaging Vikings who took whatever they wanted, no amount of pussy was beyond their excessive boundaries.

Some of the qualities that separate Thirstin from other good MCs is his easy manner on the mic. He has energy that differentiates him from any other rapper I've listened too. While some rappers have chemistry with their production, Thirstin has chemistry with his listener. As he raps he sounds like one of your boys telling you a tale about his wild night with a trife, ride-or-die bitch.

For anyone here who complains that hip hop isn't fun anymore, bump this on the way to the strip club and shut the fuck up. Here are a few reviews of Thirstin's best work relating to fucking these hoes.

Thirstin Howl III ft. Master Foul- Keep on Cluckin' (1998)

An ode to girls from around the way who think their all that but really aren't. Thirstin and Master Foul trade anecdotes about women from their past, reminiscing on their crazier days with crazier women.

"Broad named Sophie, who sucked dick slowly/
Did me so well, I bought the bitch a trophy/
She told me to take back the trophy, and buy some Oakleys/
For her man who's up North, so when he comes home he won't smoke me/"

Thirstin Howl III ft. Fi Lo, Master Foul, and Richie Balance- Chicken Chockers (1998)

Another tribute to sluts who "collect sex-education pamphlets" as a hobby. Richie Balance steals the show here.

Thirstin Howl III ft. Unique London- I Wanna Watch (1999)

How about letting your woman have a side dish of her own? Most guys aren't that secure in their masculinity but Thirstin and his wifey Unique London have remedied that issue; she can sleep with whoever else she wants as long as she has a vagina and Thirstin can watch.

Great track from the start when Thirstin's wife starts bragging how she gets the bitches her husband always wanted.

"Every touch, every grab, she eats pussy better than a man." Great chorus!

Thirstin Howl III- Beat it Up

This song has a much different sound than what many people are used to from Thirstin Howl. For some reason I can see this being a club hit in Southern Europe with lots of white people dancing to it, but I think an American doing it would be just a bit awkward if you can follow that. The lyric are not like a regular rap song but more or less and call and response routine with a random slut mixed in with some witty lines. It's basically all about the one-night stand, just let her know that your dick doesn't fall in love.

Thirstin Howl III- Dreams of Fuckin' a Cartoon Bitch

Not really a sexual song but Thirstin flexes his creativity quite a bit on this track about the personal lives of female cartoon characters and their habits between the sheets. Thirstin has some really nice lines about Betty Boop and Little Orphan Annie.

If those short reviews piques your appetite then download this file for the audio and more tracks:

http://rapidshare.de/files/9301549/THIII.rar.html

I don't want anyone here to think that Thirstin Howl is a one-dimensional rapper only capable about making tracks about thuggery, theft, and his dead brothers. He is at his best when he is rapping about hip hop as a whole- going to block parties in the early 80s, who held it down in his hood when he was young, and of course battling. Thirstin respects hip hop's pioneers greatly, even going so far as to invite Dana Dane onto a track for his last album (which turned out to be a dope cut)- a move that I admire.

While detractors might say that Thirstin Howl glorifies violence and a life of crime, I feel that Thirstin is more of a bard who was there to document the hard life of Brownsville residents in the mid-80s to late 90s. He raps about real events from gang wars like the Beowulf poet recounts humanity's battle with the evil forces represented by Cain, Grendel, Grendel's mother, and the Dragon. When you are a child in the kind of environment that Brownsville was when Thirstin was young, life wasn't much different than it was in the time of Beowulf. Boy's were forced to become men early, often through violent wars stemming from minor disputes. You repped your block the way. In short, you must embody heroic attributes for better or worse in order to survive. Regardless of the pain and heartache that may cause, Thirstin's tales of wonton sexual deviance prove that there was a lighter side to life much like Geoffrey Chaucer did with some of less academic stories in Canturburry Tales. Best of all, he keeps hip hop fun with this kind of material.

For more on Thirstin Howl III and his team be sure to visit www.spitfactoryonline.com and buy some albums.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Biggie Demos

First and foremost I wanna send a special shout out to my motherfuckin' man DJ Goods.

For those of you who don't know, DJ Goods hooked the God up with some bangers and I put them into MP3 for you. I was going to shout all over the records but since I am a man of the people I decided against that. Just know your man Mustafa Goodprose hooked you kids up. So shout out to my man Goods. If you live in NYC and need a DJ gig then book this man and get at him at 917-406-3832.

Before we get into that shit, since I am hooking you all up with the realness I am going to request the following in mp3. If you have any of these please get at me:

Big Pun and Cuban Link- Toe to Toe (Wu Tang Mix)
Big Pun and Cuban Link- Toe to Toe (Mobb Deep Mix)
Diaz' album 2050 on Tee Productions
Channel Live- Mr. President
KRS One- Why You Wanna Call Yourself and MC
Don Jagwar- Who Do You Fear
Anything from former Wu Tang offshoot "The Beggaz" except "On The Strength"
Anything by Willie Stubz including his diss to Stretch Armstrong
DJ Next- A Vibe Called Next Mixtape
Rhyming Under The Influence compilation
Anything by K-No Supreme or Falsehood

I've hooked you all up with some nice shit in the past month... can I get some help from the rest of you now? If you have any of those joints listed above please email me at:

mustafagoodprose at gmail dot com

Now, without further adieu...

http://rapidshare.de/files/8762876/PhilaFlava_Dot_Com_and_Mustafa_Goodprose_Present_Biggie_Smalls_Exclusives.rar.html

Oh... Goods, if you're reading this... I am making you a sick cd.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Demonstrating Hip Hop...

There are a lot of rappers out there these days who get shitted on by the thousands of people out in internet-land. While not a single one of their opinions matter (buh lee dat, son!) the fact of the matter is that the scatter-shot mess of their shitty opinions does form a unified voice that speaks for the Philistinian youth of hip hop- those who know little but have so much at their disposal thanks to high-speed connections.

Today I am going to introduce a novel idea: just because you don't like a certain artist it does not mean that the artist is wack. If you live in Philly you most likely do not like Kobe Bryant (and why would you?). You're from one of the last true working-class cities and you don't like bratty fucks who misrepresent everything you and the home team stand for. But, as you rock your Iverson throwback and reminisce about the days of watching Moe Cheeks on PRISM before it was Sports Channel (and now Comcast) you know in the back of your head that Kobe is a great player and he is one of the few people in the League who can match Iverson basket for basket, board for board, and assist for assist on any given night.

But, you live in Philly so... Kobe sucks!

In more academic terms one does not have to like Joseph Conrad to appreciate his contributions to Literature. I've read almost all of Conrad's work and trust me, it's boring but that doesn't mean it's bad: it's just not for me. Regardless, my opinion is moot until I write something better than Conrad or cross-over Kobe the way Iverson did to Jordan.

Now that all of that is out of the way I'd like to take a moment to ask you to be open minded. Many people think they know something about hip hop or that they are hip hop. Well, you might know a few things but unless you look at it from the perspective of a student or fan rather than a participant (like all of you failed MCs turned message-board commentators) then you will never truly appreciate all that hip hop has to offer. If you can't be open-minded about music then I suggest you stop reading here and go back to whatever you were doing before you were visiting my blog.

The artists I am about to comment on are always being accused of not being hip hop enough for the collective tastes of "fans" today. They needlessly hate under the guise of having "discriminating tastes" in music, but the truth is regardless of what their albums (their art) sounds like to you these guys are hip hop and they always demonstrate hip hop when they rep it live on the radio or at a show. Live is where hip hop comes to life, where it becomes real and not some simulation of something real trapped on an iPod hard-drive or a noisy bit of data on a CD-R.

Welcome to Demonstrating Hip Hop 101, and I am your professor, Doctor Mustafa Goodprose.

Introducing: NECRO

Remember what I said about people being too picky about Esoteric's cadence now a days when everyone was checking him in 1998? Well, Necro has suffered a similar fate. Back in the late 90s Necro was seen as one of the up-and-comers in hip hop. His crew almost signed to Electra in 1994 (The Goons, which included Necro, Bill, Goretex, and Captain Carnage). On Electra they knew they'd be relegated to doing cheap R&B remixes for the likes of Adina Howard. They were actually asked to make a Hanukah song too, very wack on Electra's part but good for the goons because they held out for establishing their own companies. A lot of people say that Necro is an ICP rip off, that his fans paint their faces, and that all he raps about is killing people and since he hasn't killed anyone he needs to put down the mic.

The truth is that Necro is one of the finest technical MC's out there today. His flows are sick and his structure is waaaay beyond his time. Also, most of his friends did time for serious shit, so his rhymes are very real. Ming did seven, Kid Joe did five years, and Erez Hustler did a hard time as well... all for rather violent crimes.

A lot of people feel that Necro is a distant second in the sibling rivalry that is Ill Bill and Necro. What if I told you that when Necro raps live there are times that his brother, you know... the "better" one... the one you think is much doper, doesn't want to rhyme after Necro because he totally ripped it and he can't come with anything on that level for the time being (Bill, if you're reading this I am not critiquing you, I just want everyone to know how dope your brother is. You're one of my favorites too.).

Peep Necro shredding a verse on Halftime and putting the demon in "demonstrating hip hop."

http://rapidshare.de/files/8653928/08_Necro_and_Ill_Bill_Rep_on_Halftim.m4a.html

When human maggots swarm, the vibe is opposite of warm/
Out of the norm, bang your head against the stage when I perform/
Then, contaminate... every single vein with bud/
Peep the cocaine flood, burry your brain in mud- IT'S REIGN IN BLOOD/
Society hates me, hell awaits me/
I've been possessed, ever since/
I traveled beyond the gates, g/
My darkness brings the Earth light/
To rule the world's my birthright/
Insult me and brain cancer won't even be your worst plight/
I'm bile, with a sicker style than Belial/
Sent to defile and enslave your brain into a crack vial/
You'll smell the coal if Hell's your goal/
Melt a hole inside your skull before you sell your soul so Mephisto can tell you're bold/
NOW! On top of some guy's rotted spine/
A contract is placed so you can sign the dotted line/
I control you potted-mind, follow rules, I insist/
Your flesh, I burn crisp and then lurk with an iron fist/
All non-believer's I'll Nine-Inch Nail 'em/
To a backwards crucifix and mail 'em/
In a wooden crate to Salem/
I get turned on by the danger in death/
Deranged and obsessed/
The angel of death- you can smell the brains on my breath/
.....

That was just the beginning of a verse that lasted for four minutes and at the very end what did Ill Bill say?

"Yo, I ain't even tryin' to fuckin' follow 'dat."

The studio was electric, everyone was in awe. Necro just shut the cipher down with a battle rhyme that was stitched together with his gore-ish bravado. What makes this even sicker is that you can hear Necro making a lot of this shit up as he goes along. Forget the content for a moment- the word choices, vocab in short, and quality of the rhymes by way of assonance makes this verse nothing short of amazing.

Necro is from the same streets that hip hop was born on. It (hip hop) was entertainment, it was intellectual, and most of all it was fun. With this freestyle Necro showed me how hip hop should be. Necro controlled the studio, stole the show from his brother, and actually demonstrated the essence of raw hip hop (not raw in the sense of profane, but raw in the sense that it was freshly cultivated from the street and not polished for uninitiated (that would be all of you who obtained your knowledge about hip hop on the internet, or from MTV, or Rap City after 1999).

If you think Necro kicked nothing but gore for 15 minutes on WNYU you are wrong. He spent three verses making fun of celebrities, pissing on the Golden Girls, and giving props to his favorite actors. That is hip hop, or I should say it was hip hop because in some Platonic way the moment it happened Necro achieved arête, he grasped the Form of hip hop that people try to replicate on their albums (albums are nothing but simulations of the hip hop that comes from the streets, today at least, artful imitation. There is nothing wrong with that, but that is why artists experiment in studio sessions and kick the real stuff live).

Let's look at the portion of Necro's verse that I typed out.

You may not like it, but no one else it doing it and Necro did the concept quite well. It might not be for you but it certainly isn't wack- there are too many redeeming qualities in his verse.

When human maggots swarm, the vibe is opposite of warm/
Out of the norm, bang your head against the stage when I perform/


In rock music people head bang to the beat, hip hoppers nod their heads. Necro was getting so busy on the mic that simply nodding your head would be insufficient. This is some braggadocio shit woven into a rock reference, very dope.

Then, contaminate... every single vein with bud/
Peep the cocaine flood, burry your brain in mud- IT'S REIGN IN BLOOD/


Basically, music is a drug. You bang your head against the stage when Necro performs and bleed but you don't care- the music, the drug, makes you immune. Your sensory perception is through the roof (bud) and you feel invincible (coke). The love Necro feels for his music is bigger than hip hop, it's like how metal brainwashed everyone in the 80s because the edge was so sharp.

Society hates me, hell awaits me/
I've been possessed, ever since/
I traveled beyond the gates, g/
My darkness brings the Earth light/
To rule the world's my birthright/
Insult me and brain cancer won't even be your worst plight/


Dope battle rhyme with dope syllabication as a filler- you can almost hear Necro thinking of what he will say next, with each breath between the bars you can see the wheels turning- that's the gift of watching hip hop spontaneously demonstrated at a show or on the radio.

I'm bile, with a sicker style than Belial/
Sent to defile and enslave your brain into a crack vial/
You'll smell the coal if Hell's your goal/
Melt a hole inside your skull before you sell your soul so Mephisto can tell you're bold/
NOW! On top of some guy's rotted spine/
A contract is placed so you can sign the dotted line/
I control you potted-mind, follow rules, I insist/
Your flesh, I burn crisp and then lurk with an iron fist/


As much as Necro loves hip hop he acknowledges that the business side of it has killed the art in many ways. That's why you need to go to shows and bang your head against the stage.

All non-believer's I'll Nine-Inch Nail 'em/
To a backwards crucifix and mail 'em/
In a wooden crate to Salem/


If you don't believe in Necro or what he is saying right now you are following the path of the devil in the sense that the men and women making commercial rap are "the devil." This will lead you to hell (a stagnant period in hip hop where nothing good comes out).

I get turned on by the danger in death/
Deranged and obsessed/
The angel of death- you can smell the brains on my breath/


Necro was sent to correct these errors by God, as his gifts are God-given. God's wrath is indisputable and Necro, like all angels, will avenge the wrongs of the world with utter violence. This verse is shaping up to be very reminiscent John Milton's poetry, especially with his allegory on what is the right path and the wrong path to follow in hip hop, not to mention the Hellish imagery.

Clearly there is a lot more to Necro that what most people think. Many people describe his work and his persona in terms of a caricature, but the truth is that he represents hip hop in more ways than the average fuckface in Ecko clothing and a mic on his computer. You don't have to like him but you need to understand that the man is far from wack and easily much better at this whole "hip hop thing" than you are (ARE YOU READING THIS HIP HOP SITE).

You can have your "classy" Kobe Bryant, so suave in his suits and so smooth with his jumpshot. I'll take my Iverson in black Timbs and sick crossover, always repping the brutal shit whether on the court or backing down his cousins with the shotty for disrespecting. If you can't follow that then you're lost for good.

Canibus: Hip Hop's version of Danish styling.

There are certain verses that come along every once in a while that just affect you in a severe way when you here them. You pick your jaw up off the floor with two hands. You scream "OH SHIT!" uncontrollably as you try to relive a sick bar spit just a moment ago but are still trying not to miss another dope line because you know it's coming.

Most people felt this way when they heard "Protect Ya Neck" or "You Ain't a Killer" but everyone felt this when they heard some newcomer who rapped last on Lost Boyz "Beasts from the East." The buzz was so big off that one verse alone that ten years after the fact, amidst mounting stacks of disappointing material, people still hold out hope that Canibus can make that once classic we all know he is capable of making.

Everything after 2000 B.C. has been regarded with scorn. "Horrible beats" some say, a "departure" from Canibus' battle steez of his youth, "lack of hooks" some say because he just raps forever on some tracks,

To those of you who feel that way, fuck off. If you think Canibus, or any rapper for that matter, needs a "hook" to make a dope song then you are brainwashed by the corporate hip hop machine that pumps out formulaic songs as they try to find the next hit with their chosen demographic (white girls 11-16 since 2000). Since when was rap about boundaries? It's the music of rebellion, birthed from the streets of struggle where you fought the police or the violence started by your own people, the same streets and the same cops and the same thugs who delivered Biggie and Pac to the other side of the dirt and deprived us of so much. If you really believe that a rap song needs a hook then fuck you, f'real.

Canibus hoped to address his critics with Mic Club. Everyone wanted the man who slayed an old-school Goliath and . Guess what? He never left. he just became and artist.

Hip Hop is Germaine's art for sale much the same Literature was just something to peddle for Anthony Burgess. Ideas could be buried in a creative expression and sold to whoever else shared their vision and their love for those ideas, not necessarily what the ideas may have been packaged in. Germaine's art was rhyming and relaying ideas from some of the world's greatest thinkers to us in those rhymes: fully taking advantage of the clichéd ideas involving kicking or dropping "knowledge." On Mic Club Canibus dropped two of the dopest songs I've ever heard spit. Are the lyrics incredible? How is the flow? How's the beat? That's not for me to answer. It's the actual act of rapping that is art. Spitting immaculately for four or five minutes, twice on the same album, without botching the verses... that is art. The act speaks for itself and becomes art that can stand on its own. Oratory, the exposition on writing, the internal performance- these classical forms of measuring art (what education is based on) have been embraced by the demonstration of hip hop for our context.

Heavily slept on are two tracks from Canibus' Mic Club. Here are some just a few of the dope lines that he provided for us to ignore, thanks a lot hip hop fans.

"The highest professorship, my English etiquette,
Compels me to not say it if I can't spell it... bitch"

"I read one-fourth of the Library of Alexandria before it was burnt to the floor."

"I talked to Mr. Fuller over the phone,
And he said he had a contract to rebuild Rome,
He said he didn't wanna' do it alone,
I told' em I was busy writin' poems but I'd think about goin',
The process was slow and the dough was low,
But I took it as the perfect opportunity to grow,"


Look at that in an allegorical sense! Rome, a city of corruption, built on violence and brutality, has crumbled (rap music) and everyone wants Canibus to rebuild it... but will he? That's how we all feel when he drops an album. Will he return Rome to her former glory? That shit is bugged!

In the studio with James Lipton reminiscing
About the script that was written before the beginning,
All of a sudden the boos turn to applause,
My jaws stronger than a Kenenday Macaw’s,
Can't even count the bars I've expended so far,
...
You wanna' laugh now? and cast your belligerent doubt?
I show you what poetry's really about,
The side effects'll make you pass out
Followed by skin rash itching diarrhea nausea and dry mouth,
You want a time out? you better spit a rhyme out,
Before the community of real MC's die out,
College Students say to me "You ain't smart",
Record label A&Rs say "This ain't art",
These are the contents of the Covenant of the Ark,
Listen to my chest beat tell me this ain't heart,
You gotta be as obsequious as the disciples of Jesus,
This my Master Thesis


I'll comment on this later, but Canibus feels that history will judge him in a better light than critics of the present day (those he addresses with the line "You wanna laugh now.."). Listen to it here:

http://rapidshare.de/files/8653234/15_Canibus-_Master_Thesis.m4a.html

We can't forget Canibus' other gem on this album, Curriculum 101. Read this little tidbit of lyrical excellence:

Realms of Heaven and Hell, glowin angelic gel,
spliced wit' bovine leukemia cells,
Demons in hell they call to me, I scream "What can you offer me?"
They reply Techno-Sorcery,
They tell me the meek will never inherit the world cause they're weak
Standing on two 12 inch feet,
I dream quasi-Draconian dreams when I sleep,
A peyote leaf mixed with the blood of a priest,
In a room where the ceiling leaks a crimson grease,
Where the living eats the dead and the dead reek,
Rock bottom transforms human beings to beasts,
Why the fuck you think we got canine teeth?
It's the optical stimuli of watching men cry,
I hope I got time to repent before I die,
Bury me at the beach if the sea is outta' reach,
Cause when I speak what's fluid becomes concrete,
Like a falcon up in the sky at ten thousand feet,
Lookin' down at you bitches lookin' at me,
Phase shiftin' at 45 degrees, I’m too crooked to see,
I memorize the books that I read,


HOLY SHIT! Yes, Canibus spends much of his time self-aggrandizing on thie mic but that's why we all felt he was God in the flesh in 1997. He made it clear to us that no one was fucking with him, now he's just taken it in a different direction. Disgusting to some, deadly to many. I can't decide for you.

More incredible is that Canibus kicked both of the songs (Curriculum 101 and Master Thesis) without the aid of studio punch-ins and without pausing for a breath. That is some serious skill, like it or not (and if you don't like it that's because you can't do it yourself). How the fuck do you think anyone else could do that? With an extra set of lungs? Maybe. Why do so many people hate Canibus? He makes that stuff look routine, it looks so easy that we feel he isn't living up to his potential.

"Clumsy and dumb like a hand with five thumbs/ The is Mic Club, Curriculum 101:” http://rapidshare.de/files/8653227/16_Canibus-_Curiculum_101.m4a.html

Yes, 'Bis, the studio is your lyceum. We were privileged to attend, but most of us falter under the weight of our hubris to understand.

Now, my favorite Canibus moment came in 2001. I heard a live show he performed with Pakman in London (at the Subterrania). Canibus tore that shit down, demonstrating hip hop in the flesh, her essence in real like some cocksucker in Chicago once said.

"Yo drop that!"

Canibus cut off the guy hosting the show and just took the club over. The first song he started with had the entire club screaming and chanting the lyrics. Hundreds of fans responding to his calls, finishing his lyrics, and having a great time as he showed the crowd how hip hop is made before their eyes.

The second song? Canibus jumps right into "100 Bars" and spits for five minutes without one slip-up. He did not have to pause for a breath, he just blacked out like it was being beamed into him from a higher source. The crowd watched with baited breath and helped him finish the song out by yelling "go fuck a lesbian!" before responding with applause.

There are great spots in this show throughout but the highlight for me was Canibus freestyling at the end, telling a story about an experience in a titty bar in London and a conversation with a dancer. The exchange was brilliant but it didn't hold a candle to Canibus' delivery and creativity in that particular moment (Phenominonigically speaking). He drops so many references to the UK and London throughout the show in his rhymes, a Shakespearian ode first identified by Puck's apology in the epilogue of A Midsummer Night's Dream, showing the crowd how much he appreciates them and reminding them that this art is true but also what dreams are made of.

Demonstrating hip hop for you is Canibus:

http://rapidshare.de/files/8654334/Canibus_and_Pakman_Subterrania_London_181200.wma.html

In summary, Canibus and Necro are certainly hip hop regardless of what a lot of people say and think. They bring hip hop to life when they perform and create art when they hit the studio. You don't have to like them, but considering showing some respect for people who do more for hip hop than you ever have.

What is most troublesome to me about the people who dismiss Canibus and Necro is that Canibus and Necro paid a lot of dues. Necro did a ton of shows with BCC and repped it for ten years on radio shows. Canibus out-ciphered nine Wu Tang Clam members in Atlanta and interned at various labels trying to get heard. Those acts of hip hop, doing the shows, going to radio, and putting your reputation on the line are no longer respected elements of the art. The fans don't understand anymore. Watching someone hop into a cipher and tear it down, be it in your own hood or vicariously through radio freestyles, are the kinds of things real fans live for: those moments of hip hop being brought to life, spontaneously coming alive. Most fans have never seen those things with their own eyes and until hip hop is breathed life in front of their eyes they will always be half-informed and prone to criticizing those who are making it happen on a daily basis.

For the record, I feel this way about every hip hop artist who I listen to. You don't have to like Canibus or Necro to be hip hop, but if you don't respect them and their skills on the mic after reading this then you need to start moving in emo-rock circles and rock a Dashboard Confessional t-shirt, it'll match the dick in your mouth... you fuckin' faggots.

Friday, December 02, 2005

An email I got...

Let me give you some back-story first.

A while back I was an undergraduate at a school in New Jersey. At the time I was a sophomore and had just transferred from a tiny school in Dover, Delaware. As a Literature major I was exposed to an intimidating professor who we will call Fred. Fred is a disciple of Northrup Frye, not that I expect anyone here to know who Frye is, and Frye is world renown for his breadth of literary knowledge and his systematic approach to classifying literature in his masterpiece Anatomy of Criticism. This work was inspired by the Unified Field Theory and in many ways is a scientific approach to understanding literature. Anyway, there is too much back-story already. Just know that being a disciple of Frye in Formalist circles is like a cubist being taught how to paint by Picasso.

So, I was a sophomore and everyone told me I was out of my league taking Fred's class on Medieval English Literature. It was only open to seniors but I signed up anyway. There was plenty of space available in the class because so many students were intimidated by the professor.

I'll never forget the first day of class. Within the first five minutes of class I was well aware by Fred's approach that I had never been so privileged to be in the presence of brilliance. Even if I were to fail the class just listening to the man speak would have been an honor. Well, three weeks into class we had our first assignment (a reaction paper) and it was to grapple with the Autobiography of Margery Kemp (the worst book I have ever read). I forget what the paper topic was this very moment but suffice it to say that feeling a sense of trepidation about turning my paper in came naturally- although it was the first time I ever felt that way about my work- and that I should go to the writing lab to make sure that my grammar was in order.

So I go to the writing lab and I was approached by a pompous fuck named Gary. And just so everyone knows I am going to use Gary's real name. Gary was a Teacher's Assistant for another professor and for whatever reason everyone sucked Gary's dick about how great he was when he was nothing more than a master or regurgitating ideas. If anything he instantly reminded me of those guys in the bar scene in Good Will Hunting who thought that they could pass off obscure ideas as their own. Too bad Gary missed the casting call.

Anyway, one of Fred's pedogodgical tricks was to "ban" us from the library. He insisted that we form our own ideas and not let other critics prejudice our potential thoughts about the books we were to read (as much as this sounds like it should be the opposite of what a literature professor should be encouraging his students to do this technique is a very common approach among formalist professors). In my paper I built upon the foundation set forth by Fred in class. One of the most poignant things that Fred imparted to us was a schematic for how Margery Kemps book could be decoded and I wanted to take my paper in that direction. I cited Fred in the second paragraph of the paper and also cited his schematic (which was original to Fred and thus my need to cite where it came from) and Gary just erupted.

"You know what, take this shit outta here. Fred should fuckin' fail you for this."

Yo son, I'm hood as a muh'fucka. I ain't letting anyone talk to me like that... but then again I was on probation.

"Uh, what's the problem?" I asked.

"Who do you think you are citing your professor?"

I explained to him that Fred didn't want us going to the library and that aside from my own interpretation of the book this schematic was all I had to draw from and since I agreed with the principles of the schematic why not use it to bolster my argument?

"If I were Fred I'd fail you."

Really? I thought to myself in a moment of awkward silence.

"Then I'd urge you to find another major. Listen, your problems are bigger than Fred. Why don't you enroll in a trade school?"

"Wait, you only read the first two paragraphs of my paper."

"And I already know it sucks."

"You're not here to grade the content; you get paid to help me with my grammar."

"I'm not doing anything for you until you rethink a few things."

Fuck that. Gary was holding a heaping stack of papers in his hand. I grabbed them and threw them up in the air.

"You gonna pick that shit up, nigga?"

"I'm calling the cops." He wiggled away, scared straight. You could see the vibrations of a piss-quiver sliver up his spine. "Get away... awwwwaaaayyy... nooooow!"

"You might wanna rethink that doggy."

"Why?" He held out a cell phone. "The cops will come."

He was now on the other side of a table with the phone in his hand.

"Rethink picking those papers up, bitch."

"No."

I flipped the table over and the force of it forced him to the ground.

"Now you have to clean up this new mess too" I said as I pointed to the table, which now rocked two broken legs and could not longer stand upright.

Long story short he ran out of the writing lab with tears in his eyes. I asked my mother to read my paper, she adjusted a few problems and Fred ends up giving me an "A" on my paper, the first "A" he gave out in 7 years (he only gave out 13 in 30+ years at the school, which he brags about often).

But, I was banned from the writing lab and the cops did come to my dorm and give me problems... I ended up being put on the school's form of probation... nothing of the legal sort that I was already used to but just a warning and being under inspection for my behavior for the rest of the semester. That was also my second stint in anger management now that I think about it.

It was funny because at the end of the semester we have this thing called the "Lit Bash" and at this "bash" the best students were recognized. Gary was there and saw me accept an award for the very same paper he refused to read and Fred got up and told 300+ people what a "special kind of student" I was. I bet that had to burn him up on the inside.

I ended up being in the same class as Gary the next semester. As soon as he saw me in the class he got up left. He went to the office of student records and got a drop/add slip (it wasn't computerized until the following semester). Gary came back, interrupted the professor and handed her the drop/add form. He wouldn't even wait for her to fill it out on a hard surface. He turned around and had her sign it on his back and he jogged out of the room. What a faggot.

That was the last I saw of Gary until this morning, when I opened my email.

Last month I sent a short story to a literary journal (via email... that's how they want them these days) that is operated out of a school in New England. Guess who is at this grad school? GARY! Guess who is the editor of said journal? GARY!

>mr.
>
>you're slime to me. the only thing that exceeds my hate for you is my hatred for my >step-father. you're a brute who will stop at nothing to embarass me.
>
>i hope you undertsnad i hold the hammer now. and i am happt to inform you that your
>submission to ********** will not be included in our 2006 issue. much like our >first encounter, i didnt even need to finish reading your story as the opening was >stuck in the tiny crevasse between rubbish and refuse.
>
>i must reiterate, think about trade school.
>
>-Gary

Well, Gary. Thank you so much. I want you to know something as you read this. I forwarded you email to me to your boss and also to the head of your department. I also forwarded them a link to this blog so that they could read about what a pompous dick you were, an affliction that you clearly sustain, back in the day. Look at your email, Gary. You were so excited to slight me that you totally forgot to use capitalization when necessary. Are you so much better than the abstract idea of grammar that the only word capitalized is your name? I like how you were in such a frenzy you misspelled "understand." My spelling sucks, but aren't you supposed to hold a degree in Literature? You should strive to present yourself in a more professional manner, no matter now unprofessional your behavior. I won't get on you about that

For those of you who haven't caught on yet, by the time you read this I've already emailed a link for this page to Gary. Do you think he will cower in fear, again, now that he knows I forwarded he email to his bossed? Oh shit, I think that was another desk that flew by you Gary, watch out for those things.

I am sure your bosses will love to read about how you relish in abusing your power. They might even be compelled to read my story and something tells me that their opinion of my work might be more positive than yours.

Dr. Phillips, I feel bad that you put your journal in the hands of this man.

Gary, I wish you found this as funny as I did.

-MGP

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