Oh man.. I feel SOOOO bad.. I was all "Hell yeah I can blog the blog for the blog like......NOW!!"
And then I didn't.. Yeah, very rapperly (not a word) of me.
But hey, here I am.. I promise not to be a slacker next time guys. I love you all.. deeply. OK, not THAT deeply, but, pretty deep.
Hmmm, so it's Halloween. One of those holidays where it's fun to look for boys.
I've had a couple of weird experiences with boys in costume that I assumed were hot because of their costume. Only, to find out later that it was a combination of liquor, bad lighting and good costume. Do not be fooled... Then you see them again on a normal day MINUS funky attire and err.. oh. bad.. so NOW I do NOT even attempt to strike up a conversation with anyone donning a mask, cape or some sort or outfit that conceals entirely too much. Well, I try. I'm a sucker for a creative costume. I like to know that people think. That makes them infinitely more attractive to me. That, and an offensive sense of humor. Yummy...
Let's see how it goes tonight. I can type all that "I'm not checking for you in you silly coverage costume", but I'm also not in liquor, dance mode. We'll see. I will try and remember blogging about it.
Sigh, ahhhhh.. being single in the city. You would think in New York we would have a large selection of mates to possibly select from. Well where are they? If anyone knows where to find non-psycho, job having, attractive, financially stable, humorous and witty men to date.. please stop holding on to that information, you bastards.
I was contemplating speed dating, cause its funny..
Then I thought about doing my own dating show. Of course, it's just ME going on date after date. Cause it's funny.
Then I thought about combining the two. This is probably what will happen.
Do I think I'm gonna meet the greatest guy in the world by these methods? NO.
I do figure that since I would go on dates anyway, that I might as well let everyone share in the sheer hilarity of the experience.
Yup.
Perhaps I will meet some candidates at my party tonight, dressed like the shower costume Ralph M. wore in The Karate Kid. That was an awesome costume. Or ... perhaps I will remember my own advice after the many glasses of vodka and NOT talk to the shower curtained man.
Sigh..
Like I'm gonna get a date in my outfit anyways..
Oh, I'm a giant WIC card.. with a trail of babies.
Maybe it's me?
Nahhhhh..
And then I didn't.. Yeah, very rapperly (not a word) of me.
But hey, here I am.. I promise not to be a slacker next time guys. I love you all.. deeply. OK, not THAT deeply, but, pretty deep.
Hmmm, so it's Halloween. One of those holidays where it's fun to look for boys.
I've had a couple of weird experiences with boys in costume that I assumed were hot because of their costume. Only, to find out later that it was a combination of liquor, bad lighting and good costume. Do not be fooled... Then you see them again on a normal day MINUS funky attire and err.. oh. bad.. so NOW I do NOT even attempt to strike up a conversation with anyone donning a mask, cape or some sort or outfit that conceals entirely too much. Well, I try. I'm a sucker for a creative costume. I like to know that people think. That makes them infinitely more attractive to me. That, and an offensive sense of humor. Yummy...
Let's see how it goes tonight. I can type all that "I'm not checking for you in you silly coverage costume", but I'm also not in liquor, dance mode. We'll see. I will try and remember blogging about it.
Sigh, ahhhhh.. being single in the city. You would think in New York we would have a large selection of mates to possibly select from. Well where are they? If anyone knows where to find non-psycho, job having, attractive, financially stable, humorous and witty men to date.. please stop holding on to that information, you bastards.
I was contemplating speed dating, cause its funny..
Then I thought about doing my own dating show. Of course, it's just ME going on date after date. Cause it's funny.
Then I thought about combining the two. This is probably what will happen.
Do I think I'm gonna meet the greatest guy in the world by these methods? NO.
I do figure that since I would go on dates anyway, that I might as well let everyone share in the sheer hilarity of the experience.
Yup.
Perhaps I will meet some candidates at my party tonight, dressed like the shower costume Ralph M. wore in The Karate Kid. That was an awesome costume. Or ... perhaps I will remember my own advice after the many glasses of vodka and NOT talk to the shower curtained man.
Sigh..
Like I'm gonna get a date in my outfit anyways..
Oh, I'm a giant WIC card.. with a trail of babies.
Maybe it's me?
Nahhhhh..
posted by Jean Grae at 9:25 AM
19 Comments:
22/M/New Jersey
hey....i love you....if no one else does....i do
LOL
Jean,
My name is Mustafa and people on the internet call me FuckYou. I am one of your fellow PF bloggers.
Basically, I have a dick so big that the average vagina chokes on it. Full insertion of my member will pop your legs out of their pelvic sockets, sideways.
Good luck with your blog,
FuckYou aka Mustafa Goodprose
Hi Jean...
Come back to Louisville..
Come to the message board.. be juvenile with us..
the party and bullshit forum is the place to be for all things.. well, juvenile.
p.s. did you ever slap Northern state or no ?
We should have a "Win A Date With Jean" contest on Philaflava.
Come to Atlanta. We can do a duet together (yeah I'm a rapper). So imagine how talented our children could be, lol. j/k I am Cash Rulz (since I'm too lazy to register, lol)
I nub you.
I sent you an email via your myspace
"Perhaps I will meet some candidates at my party tonight, dressed like the shower costume Ralph M. wore in The Karate Kid. That was an awesome costume."
It's funny you mention that. My friend dressed up in the same exact costume this year. It was great. You guys would be perfect together haha.
i dont live in ny, but i can move. ha. only if you know mad good food spots tho.
jean,
what about that OK dude you used to have a crush on baaaaaaaaack in the day?
peace/sen
www.myspace.com/sentense
whats good with my date dun?
Don't even get me started... I've been trying to get a date with you for yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs...
ha! ha!
Haha...Poor Jean.
You're Beautiful.
try dating chicks - we're more fun and we're better in bed.
lol. if u like asian dudes. i'm up for u. ur absolutely beautiful.
peace.
Jean Grae for president. Bahamadia for V.P. I'll head the damn campaign! It'll be unpresedented, to say the least. . .and yeah,i agree w/that one anonymous blogger: you should try women. I'll head that campaign too!! *smile* don't limit yourself. I'm really cheesin' over here...holla.
http://www.myspace.com/amigaporvida
This is a somewhat non sequitur entry, but I must. I just had to tell you that I absolutely adore you. Your album still goes straight from the air into my bloodstream, every time. You're my role model, absolutely and completely, and the words you use could have been taken from my own heart. Thank you for everything you have given us, and I hope there is more. Much love, Rachel.
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