Uncle Christopher
A lot of people feel the need to hate on one of my favorite rappers, Mr. Hyde.
If you think Hyde is too gory or too violent, fine. Plain and simple the man can rhyme his ass off. What sets Hyde apart from his counterparts is how intricate his rhyme structure is. At times "complex" is not strong enough a word to describe Mr. Hyde's rhyme paterns. He syllabicates better than just about anyone out there. Take a look at this shit:
Enter my gladiator games where I have to hate the sane/
You kid is in my basement, to the radiator, chained/
Bubble in their flesh, makin' trouble plus a mess/
I give 'em clean clothes so their underwear is fresh/
Spring-Morning scented, I'm more than demented/
Like the horror flick from the gore I just rented/
My flow stops hearts, son your just givin' light thrills/
One glimpse of my ice-grille convinces you I kill/
Menacing looks, good like venison cooked/
Droppin' biblical gems like in the Genesis book/
Yo you feminine shook, I caught you runnin' from puppies/
When I don't break a sweat for niggas comin' to bug me/
Learn from the bold, give 'em burners to hold/
Those concerned with their gold, I rather turn you to mold/
Dust and debris, put all your trust into me/
I'm using rulers to see how deep my cuts have to be/
Yo, you bustin' at me? I'll take the gat from you kid/
Split your hat to your wig, you family might have to dig/
To find your remains, how about I dine on your brains?/
You forget how hot hell is?/
How about I remind you with flames/
-Mr. Hyde on the Halftime Show on May 10th,2000.
(Peace to O.L.... I didn't give out the whole thing... only this verse and in poor quality as well!)
What I like about Hyde is how funny and demanted his is. Sure, others have raped about rape and child molestation, but no one ever made listening to it as enjoyable as Hyde.
Hyde did not get his start with Necro. He used to rhyme under the alias "Uncle Christopher" as a part of the Mad Choppers Crew, MCC. He also was a member of Catch 22 with Ex-Lib. Just so you know, Ex-Lib is not a rapper in the same mold as Hyde or Necro. He does a lot of battle shit but he also does a lot of conceptual shit too. In MCC, Uncle Christopher rapped about child molestation, having butt-sex with nuns, and other topics that purists normally find too taboo for traditional hip hop. In Catch 22 the themes were more battle-oriented and believe it or not, Hyde can battle rap with the best of them.
If you don't believe me, here are the infamous Hyde basement tapes with MCC. The MCC team is no joke either, especially Raida and Ex Lib (who is no longer down).
The Hyde Basement Tapes with MCC, Courtessy of DJ Mike Nice
Why am I giving these out? Well, thanks to a fuck face in the UK it's already out there. You know who you are, you're a faggot and a disgrace. Now that I've come across 50+ people who have this I feel it's not fair to keep it to myself. Enjoy. I'm not happy about this, but I see it as a chance for Hyde to get the props that he deserves.
And of course I have another Hyde rarity for you all... Necro and Hyde freestyling at WKCR dissing Ras Kass and threatening him. This isn't too rare, really, but the fact that it's two minutes longer than the other one floating around out there with some extra verses makes this a treat.
Fuck Ras Kass, he's a bitch... a little midget with a wart for a head and it's going to get popped
But wait, there is more. How about Hyde and Ex-Lib doing it battle-rap steez? You ain't ready for this. This is my favorite Hyde verse ever and Ex-Lib destroys this track:
For all you catfish with dicks in your asses... you suck on big, fat, floppy donkey dick!
Oh and beware, I'm doing an update on Ex-Lib and Shakespeare later this week.
Whether it's getting stabbed by five guys at a bar and taking the knives from the guys and putting them on life support and goping to jail for it, or threatening Ras Kass and James Earl Jones, or shreading Necro's masterful beats Hyde is a force to admired on the mic. Nothing he says about killing you is a joke, maybe it isn't out of the question that he is touching your children in their most intimate places either.
A lot of people feel the need to hate on one of my favorite rappers, Mr. Hyde.
If you think Hyde is too gory or too violent, fine. Plain and simple the man can rhyme his ass off. What sets Hyde apart from his counterparts is how intricate his rhyme structure is. At times "complex" is not strong enough a word to describe Mr. Hyde's rhyme paterns. He syllabicates better than just about anyone out there. Take a look at this shit:
Enter my gladiator games where I have to hate the sane/
You kid is in my basement, to the radiator, chained/
Bubble in their flesh, makin' trouble plus a mess/
I give 'em clean clothes so their underwear is fresh/
Spring-Morning scented, I'm more than demented/
Like the horror flick from the gore I just rented/
My flow stops hearts, son your just givin' light thrills/
One glimpse of my ice-grille convinces you I kill/
Menacing looks, good like venison cooked/
Droppin' biblical gems like in the Genesis book/
Yo you feminine shook, I caught you runnin' from puppies/
When I don't break a sweat for niggas comin' to bug me/
Learn from the bold, give 'em burners to hold/
Those concerned with their gold, I rather turn you to mold/
Dust and debris, put all your trust into me/
I'm using rulers to see how deep my cuts have to be/
Yo, you bustin' at me? I'll take the gat from you kid/
Split your hat to your wig, you family might have to dig/
To find your remains, how about I dine on your brains?/
You forget how hot hell is?/
How about I remind you with flames/
-Mr. Hyde on the Halftime Show on May 10th,2000.
(Peace to O.L.... I didn't give out the whole thing... only this verse and in poor quality as well!)
What I like about Hyde is how funny and demanted his is. Sure, others have raped about rape and child molestation, but no one ever made listening to it as enjoyable as Hyde.
Hyde did not get his start with Necro. He used to rhyme under the alias "Uncle Christopher" as a part of the Mad Choppers Crew, MCC. He also was a member of Catch 22 with Ex-Lib. Just so you know, Ex-Lib is not a rapper in the same mold as Hyde or Necro. He does a lot of battle shit but he also does a lot of conceptual shit too. In MCC, Uncle Christopher rapped about child molestation, having butt-sex with nuns, and other topics that purists normally find too taboo for traditional hip hop. In Catch 22 the themes were more battle-oriented and believe it or not, Hyde can battle rap with the best of them.
If you don't believe me, here are the infamous Hyde basement tapes with MCC. The MCC team is no joke either, especially Raida and Ex Lib (who is no longer down).
The Hyde Basement Tapes with MCC, Courtessy of DJ Mike Nice
Why am I giving these out? Well, thanks to a fuck face in the UK it's already out there. You know who you are, you're a faggot and a disgrace. Now that I've come across 50+ people who have this I feel it's not fair to keep it to myself. Enjoy. I'm not happy about this, but I see it as a chance for Hyde to get the props that he deserves.
And of course I have another Hyde rarity for you all... Necro and Hyde freestyling at WKCR dissing Ras Kass and threatening him. This isn't too rare, really, but the fact that it's two minutes longer than the other one floating around out there with some extra verses makes this a treat.
Fuck Ras Kass, he's a bitch... a little midget with a wart for a head and it's going to get popped
But wait, there is more. How about Hyde and Ex-Lib doing it battle-rap steez? You ain't ready for this. This is my favorite Hyde verse ever and Ex-Lib destroys this track:
For all you catfish with dicks in your asses... you suck on big, fat, floppy donkey dick!
Oh and beware, I'm doing an update on Ex-Lib and Shakespeare later this week.
Whether it's getting stabbed by five guys at a bar and taking the knives from the guys and putting them on life support and goping to jail for it, or threatening Ras Kass and James Earl Jones, or shreading Necro's masterful beats Hyde is a force to admired on the mic. Nothing he says about killing you is a joke, maybe it isn't out of the question that he is touching your children in their most intimate places either.
posted by Mustafa Goodprose at 8:59 AM
2 Comments:
Wow that shit with Hyde & MCC is the funniest fuckin freestyle ive ever heard... keep em comming
necro is tight, and sonically a force to be reckoned with on the mic. I liked the Prefix for Death and Circle of Tyrants. It was what the hrsmn should have been. I am somewhat concerned about the obsession with Satan and Charles Manson, being that Manson was a racist. But he has been careful not to refer to himself as one. He has my support til then. His brother is a beast. Ill Bill is the truth. His subjects are relevant to society. But as far as Hyde dissing Ras Kass, that's ignorant. I refuse to listen to anyone talking about raping a child, and killing them, no matter how elaborate their rhyme schemes are. There is a point where you have to draw the line of morality. You don't harm children, and you don't glorify it on any publication. That's wrong according to the way of man. I wouldn't wanna be seen anywhere with this guy. Why is he dissing James earl jones? Why does he see Ras Kass as racist? And why do these dumb fucks make death threats on wax to each other? If their so unique battle tracks are more constructive and a realistic way to show superiority. Ras Kass has far more wit and relatable subjects in one song than Hyde has on an entire album!
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